“Wait. Did you just solve that load-bearing equation? This calculus method, even senior professors struggle with this model.”
“It’s just basic structural distribution. Please don’t report me to the dean.”
“What’s your name?”
“I’m just the night janitor.”
“Who wrote this, Julian? This is advanced-level structural engineering.”
“Structural engineering?”
“A student who prefers to remain anonymous, Dean.”
“Word is you’re getting help on your structural project, Vance. Can’t handle the load yourself?”